Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Educating the Uneducated: Geography

While GPS and GoogleMap are great tools, they cannot answer every geographical question. And knowing geography is something you will use outside of school. Below is a telephone conversation with a post office employee located in Lubbock, Texas.

Stacey: "Hi. I'm calling because I sent an overnight express mail yesterday to Wichita and apparently someone or something in Arlington made a mistake and now it will not get to Wichita on time. Instead, it's at your facility".

Employee: "That's because Wichita doesn't exist. It's Wichita FALLS".

Stacey: "No, it's for Wichita, KANSAS".

Employee: "Well that's the problem."

Stacey: "No, it was correct on the envelop, mailing address, and zipcode. The point is though that now it's not going to make it to Wichita on time. And I need to know when I can expect that package to be in Wichita".

Employee: "I don't know. It's a small city so I'm not sure how long it will take."

Stacey: "No, Wichita is the largest city in the state of Kansas."

Employee: "Well it depends on how long it takes the truck to get there since it probably isn't large enough for an airport there".

Stacey: "Wichita is the largest city in the state of Kansas. It is bigger than Lubbock. It has an airport"

Employee: "You'll have to check with the post office in Wichita then. They should know when they get mail from Lubbock."

Stacey: "And you don't know when your mail is set to arrive from Wichita or anywhere else?"

Employee: "I don't understand"

Stacey: "If I mailed a package from Wichita to Lubbock, could you tell me when your mail would arrive?"

Employee: "Did you ship something from Wichita to us?"

Stacey: "No.... I'm trying to reverse the role to try and get an answer. When do you usually get incoming mail from out of state?"

Employee: "I don't know. I don't work second shift."

Stacey: "So if I want to know when my mail will get from Lubbock to Wichita, I need to contact second shift workers at the Wichita post office... right?"

Employee: "I don't think Wichita is big enough to have people working second shift."

Stacey: "Goodbye".

Note: If you struggled trying to pass high school and are geographically-inept, don't worry because boy does the government have a job for you! Welcome to the U.S. Post Office!

PS- Never in my life have I ever wanted to slap someone with an Atlas so much!

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