Sophie is in the living room playing on the floor with Connor and some of his toys
Sophia: Connor you are my bestest friend ok?
Sophie got in trouble and was sent to her room for time out
Sophie: Mom, I'm sorry.
Mommy: For what?
Sophie: Well you weren't listening to me and that hurt my feelings and broke my heart.
If Sophie wets the bed at night, I make her take a bath to 'wash the pee off'. I was taking a bath and relaxing. Sophie comes in and says...
Sophie: Mommy, why are you taking a bath? Is it because you peed yourself?
(Brian almost died laughing from this one)